True love never dies... it just slowly drives you crazy.

Suicidal goth chick with secret past seeks hip urban undertaker for sex, drugs, and self-destruction.  Previous experience required.  Turn-ons:  Road kill.  Autopsy tools.  The smell of old books.  Turn-offs:  Exes with axes.  People who ask too many questions.  Call Divina for an out-of-body experience you'll never forget.     

The love affair's over!  GET a freakin'LIFE!